podey: A scene from the Chernobyl Diaries.
Madie has fleas
aleetlepinch: Narcissistic sure is a weird way to pronounce amazing.
So for work I told them I was available until 11...
But they keep scheduling me to close at 1 AM. I mean like okay I can do it really, it’s totally fine. I can get the car. But I don’t understand why you’d schedule someone to work until 1 when they said they could only work until 11.
have-you-seen-my-haggis: So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!” They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners. And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.
I have very very nice nail beds.
ralphwaldosteve replied to your post: I want a pair of fingerless gloves for driving. Cut off the fingers of regular gloves But I dont want cotton gloves. And Geanna gave me a really nice link… But money. Hmmmmmm
I want a pair of fingerless gloves for driving.
Leather or faux leather preferable. Where do I find this?
Okay I've got to put away my laundry and continue...
If I don’t, then I can’t go out tonight at all, and I would like to do that at some point. Even if I don’t DO anything really. But I’d like to see someone who’s not going to FAU and who doesn’t give a shit about FAU and isn’t going to tell me anything about or regarding FAU. Even though I’ll probably talk about nothing but FAU because I was just...
thedukeoflions: can we just get rid of the phrase “cross-dressing” please? i don’t really feel the need to have a phrase for a boy wearing a dress probably because clothes shouldn’t have genders probably because clothes can’t have genders you idiots
cashmere-eels replied to your post: I have this one very silly idea for a tattoo. In what way is this silly? I think it’s a really neat idea. Good silly! Not bad silly! I like silly things. I think it’s silly because it stems from Doctor Who, but it’s wonderful because it means so very much to me.
I have this one very silly idea for a tattoo.
And it all depends on the type of person I marry. You see, I love tattoos that go along the inside of the fingers, like where those silly mustaches you draw on your pointer finger go. I also really really love Doctor Who, the Tenth Doctor. I particularly enjoy the entire concept of “allons-y” as his catchphrase; to me it means going on regardless of the circumstances, which is how I...
cosmo-kramer-the-assman: vincent van gogh fuck yourself
Sign Language BAN imposed on 12 years old deaf...
misterjmasters: lizziegoneastray: deliciouskaek: deafmuslimpunx: I love how the school threatened to suspend the girl while refusing to address the audist bullies who bullied her and other girls for using American Sign Language. Go fuck yourself, Stonybrook School. Via ABC News: School officials have threatened a hearing-impaired girl with suspension if she uses sign language to talk...
adamusprime: god the internet is amazing you can use wikipedia and have instant and free access to the vast annals of human knowledge and learn about nearly any subject in the entire world that interests you you can join in projects like folding@home to use your computer’s processing power when it’s idle to help perform computations with complex protein folding that help researchers in the...
My birthday is just consistently horribly timed. I get to move into a residence hall the fifteenth and then on the eighteenth I turn eighteen by myself in my dorm without a bunch of my best friends who also had to move into a residence hall elsewhere. I’ll still have some people but if I get shitty roommates and suitemates itll be very much not fun at all.
In a coin flip, I pretty much will always call heads because of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Bluhhhhh I need more coffeeeeeeeee
I have work on Saturday, Sunday and Monday again. Nnnnnoooooooooooooo I don’t wanna I’ve gotta register for my damn classes and then change my availability. Id rather work a day shift.
Also there’s this one kid from my middle school who I am not a fan of and he’s in my orientation group and I know he knows who I am but neither of us want to acknowledge each other.
Some of the people here are really fucking dumb and annoying
I spend more time worrying about my friends than I...
In related news, two of my friends are drunk right now. One of them is VERY drunk and it’s hilarious. The other is drunk but not shitfaced and that worries me more than him being shitfaced.
waerlogas: can we just talk about how portal 2 was absolutely amazing
I'm pretty sure I'm getting sick.
Okay whose fault is it this time?
It just occurred to me that there are more people...
Gosh but we actually can comprehend so much!! I mean seriously! Think about how freaking awesome it can be to be a human! We have countless languages all over the world that all differ in countless different ways, and yet we still have the universal language of numbers and mathematics! Even within one language, English, there are endless dialects and usages and differences that we have the...
I love how absolutely beyond human control and comprehension the universe actually is.
Anonymous asked: Dearest, you're best without makeup. I'd never lie to you, so don't you dare accuse me of such nonsense. The only problem is, I don't think you would accept me..
But really like just sit yourself down and think...
Time is indeed quite relative depending on your state of mind. And I don’t mean like high or sober. I mean like if you’re bored you notice time passing by at a horribly slow pace But if you’re excited, you feel like there isn’t enough time in the world. When you find yourself, say, cuddling with your partner on the sofa or something or just feeling generally content...
Anonymous asked: You are so beautiful, and how it pains me so to say that the only way I can express my desire towards you is "I want to be the one responsible for your smeared lipstick."